Issue 150
Horoscopes: Christmas 2006
Horoscopes: Christmas 2006
04th December 2006
Mystic Myfanwy provides you with the ultimate in Christmas blessings: her amazing and inspiring predictions for the festive period, plus random lucky ideas for you to enjoy and be enthralled by.
Aries
Christmas is all about the presents for you, and you understand that it's not just for the kids - it's for you too! I sense that your family would appreciate less tantrums this year though, then Santa might bring the My Little Pony you want.
Taurus
Looking good Taurus you're looking forward to Christmas in style. You know what always looks good? Going as an actual tree to the society ball. Go for it! Be good, and beware the fairy on the top of the tree - she's evil
Gemini
Those cracker jokes just keep on coming don't they? Well I like them, even if no one else does. An unfortunate incident beween some tinsel and a yule log leads to some festive confusement. Lucky drink - port!
Cancer
It's hard to tell if you like Christmas or not, but judging by your wish list, you like the presents alright! There will be an arguement over who gets to eat the leftover spuds, and you shall emerge victorous! And full.
Leo
This festive period will be one filled with the best things in life, but I doubt it will be free. Making cards will be the highlight of your term. Family will surround you and make you feel about two years old. Ahhh!
Virgo
This is going to be the best festive period ever! EVER! Now there's a prediction! Well: that's only if you've done the magical ritual, which I cannot reveal, because if you don't know now you never will.
Libra
Christmas is all about balance for you. But you shouldn't measure people's love for you by the gifts they give. The real message of Christmas will hit you in the face when you get assaulted with a dog toy by a toddler with an ASBO who's dressed as a shepherd.
Scorpio
This year the festive period will pass you by if you're not careful and stop drinking your family out of house and home. It's a time for love - and everyone will be feeling your special 'love' this Crimbo, as you sweatily hug all on New Year's Eve. Bless...
Sagittarius
Enjoy a festive drink safe in the knowlege that you should really be getting that essay done. But what is xmas for if not lazing around? But beware, badly put up decorations might gang up on you and attack you!
Capricorn
Obessing over love will get you nowhere. It will seek you out when you least expect it. So not right now then. Dirty washing up will gang up on you this fortnight, but you will create an uneasy alliance between it and the constant battle for usable cutlery.
Aquarius
Baubles! Your Christmas will turn out not as expected, when you don't get the power ranger you so covet. Never mind, you will enjoy valuable time with loved ones and amaze them with your wisdom and luck!
Picses
This holiday will leave you with enough rubbish to fill a skip. However, take a positive attitude to crap gifts and see each as a money making opportunity through ebay. Lucky colour - cranberry.
Mystic Myfanwe
Mystic MyfanweResident Psychic
Mystic Myfanwe is the Waterfront's resident psychic, stunning you with her accurate predictions