About
Mystic Myfanwe
Resident Psychic
Myfanwe is approximately 548 years old, if you count all her past lives (which she does). She enjoys astrology, astral projection and sociology. She lives with her spirit guide and four cats. Her horoscopes are renowned for her accuracy and honesty.
Recent Articles
Horoscopes: 12th March - Mystic Myfanwy has had a bad week. She is mourning the death of a couple of her familiars, and has predicted a few hundred catestrophic events as a result. So be careful boys and girls, and always remember to bend your knees when lifting anything. Oh, and always use a condom (for sex, not lifting.)
Horoscopes: 26th Feb - 11th Mar - Mystic Myfanwy's favourite thing at the moment is attempting to predict when St. David's Day will be a national holiday. So far she's narrowed it down to 'not in my lifetime'. She claims to know exactly how long that is too.
Horoscopes: 12th - 25th Feb - Mystic Myfanwe is of the opinion that Valentine's day is a make believe festival as it has no relevance according to the stars. She provides something much less airy-fairy: her awesome predictions for the next fortnight
