Issue 149
Your Horoscopes: 20th Nov - 3rd Dec 2006
Horoscopes: 20th Nov - 3rd Dec
20th November 2006
We've discovered a secret about Mog...she's not really Mystic Mog, but Mystic Myfanwy! Never fear: her amazing powers of deduction and psychic prowess are unaffected by this revelation...
Aries
This fortnight you will discover the subtle art of backgammon. Another way to avoid that essay writing then. You are most productive when drinking. Deadlines only make time pass more quickly. Lucky colour is salmon.
Taurus
You think beaches are only for the summer? More fool you. However, sand and carpets do not mix. Sex on the beach does not come reccomended: it is getting chilly after all. Lucky fruit: banana. Or is that a herb?
Gemini
This fortnight you'll witness an uncomfortable situation developing. I cannot reveal the cause of this as it is unavoidable. Keep a look out for such consequential cirumstances. Only joking! All will be well. Making you paranoid is my geatest desire.
Cancer
You're a funny person. However, unless you stop it with the bitching you won't have anyone to laugh at you. Apart from me; I will always laugh at you. Ha! Other than that, you're sure to have a great fortnight which is fulfilling in no way whatsoever.
Leo
You've become less fussy recently. About time too, you're no oil painting yourself. Tall, short, blonde, not blonde, ginger even... you'll have them all this fortnight, running away from you. Put it down to experience. Lucky colour: green.
Virgo
TV is runining your social life. I suggest you spurn the evil box and go out instead. If you must sit around on your arse, get paid for it by modelling for life drawing classes. Make a friend happy by giving them some much needed breathing space.
Libra
You spend some time reminising this fortnight. Photos are, they say, the windows to the past. But love don't live here anymore! Much can be healed with chocolate chip cookies and whipped cream. Not that kind of thing though. Ewch. Lucky colour: red.
Scorpio
If a key word can give you an idea which will make your fortune just imagine what this load of rubbish could do for you. This fortnight you don't have a lucky number because you don't need one - you have my lucky lucky wisdom to inspire you.
Sagittarius
You become strangely drawn to magnetic objects this fortnight. It's like the opposite of animal magnetism. A song by Girls Aloud will not leave your head, tutu, eww, you. Beware christmas decorations and chewing gum. Lucky colour, lemon chiffon.
Capricorn
Obessing over love will get you nowhere. It will seek you out when you least expect it. So not right now then. Dirty washing up will gang up on you this fortnight, but you will create an uneasy alliance between it and the constant battle for usable cutlery.
Aquarius
Although you might think of timekeeping as being your strong point, you're clearly late for something. Life perhaps? Oh well, cheer up. You'll be great. At something, at some point. You're an individual, just like everyone else. Lucky cat - ginger tom.
Picses
A hangover suprises you with it's intensity this fortnight. Making plans is a good idea. Flowers are always appreciated, and emerald eyes hide a deeper secret, like coloured contacts. No one can fault you but me. Enjoy a lucky ring doughnut.
Mystic Myfanwe
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