Issue 147
Your horosopes for 23rd Oct - 5th Nov 2006
Horoscopes: 23rd Oct - 5th Nov
23rd October 2006
Mysitc Mog is back again, with some spookily accurate predictions for you to suffer. We're beginning to think she might be a bit of a fraud...
Aries
This fortnight you will make friends and influence people. Or try to anyway. You may also end up with a restraining order, but of course it's also entirely probable that you won't. You will however, develop a craving for Marmite sandwiches and pizza. Together. You freak.
Taurus
You will catch the eye of a beautiful stranger. Do try not to catch their cold as well though. You will also encounter an interesting situation this fortnight, but I won't spoil the suprise for you by telling you what's going to happen. I do know though. Wear purple for Halloween.
Gemini
Your ego will recieve a well-deserved dent this fortnight. About time too. Good news however - work will become a priority for you for a short time (I mean minutes rather than days here) but I suppose it's better than nothing. 56 is your lucky number this time if you want.
Cancer
Congratulations Cancer, this fortnight is sure to be fabulous! If you actually get round to doing anything. What you do should be fun and you will be known as a barrel of laughs and the life and soul of the party, by some. Others will think you're a fool.
Leo
Ah, Leo, you and your pussy. Autumn nights are for snuggling down in your Batman Pyjamas, I predict a fair amount of that for you this fortnight. You probably should get out more though. A lucky encounter will involve a golf club and a candle.
Virgo
This fortnight you will surprise people. Now, some like suprises, but others do not, so you should not in turn be surprised when a stranger screams when you wake up in bed with them. Your lucky colour this fortnight is puce. Horrible shade, I know, but true.
Libra
This fortnight you will hold something against something which entirely doesn't derserve it, like a cucumber for example. What did it ever do to you? Stop kicking the TV because you can't find the remote and get a life. Lucky coat - waterproof..
Scorpio
This fornight you have a chance to turn your life around, not that you will of course. But the important thing is that you could. A strange encounter involving a guitar and a lama will make you laugh. A lucky leaf will be blown onto your face. Lucky you!
Sagittarius
'Keeping it real' hasn't always been top of your agenda, mostly because it's a fraudulent phrase with little meaning. However you may find a valuable lesson in it. Or you might not. This fortnight will be bearable, so sit back and enjoy your lucky colour, the lovely aquarmarine.
Capricorn
A computer will irritate you with it's seeming randomness this week. There's no solution to this, it's just the way things are. Strangely enough you will actually have quite a good fortnight apart from that. Except all the bad stuff. Oh well. Sorry. Have a lucky number - 9.
Aquarius
When will you learn, Aquarius, that you should ask before you borrow? This week, that's when, but I can't guarantee you'll learn your lesson. However, you will have a enjoyable night out. Hope that consoles you, as well as your lucky hat - a pointy witch one.
Picses
This fortnight should suit you, as I predict it will be rich in water. A strange incident will occur but you'll be asleep, so never fear, you won't have missed much. Your lucky number this time is 87. Get it tattooed on your body immediately for ideal effect. And send pics!
Mystic Myfanwe
Mystic MyfanweResident Psychic
Mystic Myfanwe is the Waterfront's resident psychic, stunning you with her accurate predictions