Issue 146
Your horosopes for 9th - 22nd October 2006
Horoscopes: 9th - 22nd October
09th October 2006
Meet Waterfront's new astrologer, Mystic Mog. We're told by a reliable source that her powers are 'legendary'...
Aries
Stubborn aren't you? Just like the stains in your underpants. Put some student loan towards a new pair. But wearing new pants won't stop you being bossy. Try looking for love with a Cancer or Pisces. They're normally push-overs.
Taurus
This fortnight you'll realise that you are no longer the cleverest in your class. Never mind, you could instead be the drunkest. All it requires is money and perseverance. Of which you have some this fornight. But not for long if you carry on.
Gemini
Romance is around the corner...provided you find the right one to go round. Beware of going round and round in circles. You'll end up dizzy, and lonely. Your lucky number this fortnight is 6. Have fun with that, won't you.
Cancer
You have much to fear - beware the sheep, as danger lies in Arians looking for submissive partners. For some reason they think you'll be a pushover. It is up to you to prove them otherwise, with your pincer like claws.
Leo
The movement in Uranus signals an uncomfortable fortnight. Ouch. Check before you sit down next time. Other than that, your outlook is good. You'll have an edible meal and meet some new people. Woo.
Virgo
An unusual encounter with a bus stop and a baguette may make you rethink your degree scheme, but remember bread does not contain all the answers. However, clearly, I do. So I predict that a lucky colour for you is orange. Wear it always.
Libra
This week something electrical of yours will break. And it won't be your fault, because it never is, is it? The conjucture of the Moon and Saturn in your natal chart indicates absolutely nothing. Cruel, but true.
Scorpio
Someone will need your help this fortnight, but don't get your hopes up; just because someone wants to borrow a cup of sugar doesn't mean they fancy you. Watch out for cars, buses and dangerous cyclists. And don't forget to phone.
Sagittarius
You will find you can relieve any boredom by chatting away inanely and giving people false phone numbers, whether they want them or not. Don't come crying to me when you get a deserving slap though.
Capricorn
Getting up before midday some time this fortnight will see you reap rewards. Like actually getting something done, or going to a lecture. Now there's an achievement. Your Mummy would be proud of you. Ahhh!
Aquarius
You'll be pleased to hear that the answer to your question is yes. Isn't that just brilliant. Thought you'd be pleased. This fornight will entail many things, not least a large drinking session. Jupiter in your quarter spells hangover. Funny that.
Picses
Luck wears emerald green, because it's one of the key colours of the season and luck is fickle like that. Anyway, your lucky number this fortnight is 43. Get one of those in a module and you'll have passed! A true lucky number, that.
Mystic Myfanwe
Mystic MyfanweResident Psychic
Mystic Myfanwe is the Waterfront's resident psychic, stunning you with her accurate predictions