Issue 152
Horoscopes: 12th - 25th Feb
Horoscopes: 12th - 25th Feb
12th February 2007
Mystic Myfanwe is of the opinion that Valentine's day is a make believe festival as it has no relevance according to the stars. She provides something much less airy-fairy: her awesome predictions for the next fortnight!
Aries
Watching The Bill is your only release this week as things start to get on top of you. Feel free to console yourself that whatever happens to you will not be as bad as the fate that awaits DC Zain Nadir.
Taurus
You don't talk about love, you only wanna get drunk. And you are not allowed to spend, but don't worry, it's not the end. Save some money, buy cheap alcohol, and curse at cyclists on Bryn Road.
Gemini
The number seven is a bitch this month so do avoid it as it whores itself to Mars and causes the moon to jump around in discontent. As a result, all bets are off and the world is your oyster.
Cancer
A question you asked earlier this month will be answered very soon, and you will be pleasantly surprised by the answer you are given. It may not be ideal, but it is the best possible outcome.
Leo
Bain Marie! It's that time of the year when you find a hidden gem amongst the damp of your student digs. Put it on eBay, it's worth a fortune, and may just pay for your flatmates to clean up. Finally!
Virgo
Don't be afraid to offer a helping hand to those who need it. You know what some people are like. They need you! And then you can be safe in the knowledge that they owe you.
Libra
It would be so nice to tell you that you're about to experience the best that life has to offer very soon but it seems to constantly evade you so try not to be disappointed when it's a bit same-old again.
Scorpio
The love pigeon that flies over Bridgend this fortnight has news for you. But as it is a pigeon, and you aren't, you won't be able to hear the message, so find solace in a Libran. They're really nice.
Sagittarius
Living in Oxwich? That's the place for you Sagittarians to be this fortnight. It's a fragrant place that will throw up comical japes and true love. Richard Curtis is writing the film as we speak...
Capricorn
Valentine's Day is the magic badger this year but beware, one false step and you're on you're own. You still don't know how to shoe a horse but you can at least tell a donkey to f*ck off.
Aquarius
You may be convinced that the world is against you, but just stop moaning. That's life, and you are no different to anyone else. Your time is coming... probably around 3.21pm.
Picses
It may well be your birthday in the next two weeks. Aren't you the lucky one. I had a birthday once. I think it was in 1963. Expect, no! Demand huge presents and free drinks. It's your right!
Mystic Myfanwe
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