Issue 153
Horoscopes: 26th Feb - 11th Mar
Horoscopes: 26th Feb - 11th Mar
26th February 2007
Mystic Myfanwy's favourite thing at the moment is attempting to predict when St. David's Day will be a national holiday. So far she's narrowed it down to 'not in my lifetime'. She claims to know exactly how long that is too, but won't tell us because she tries not to think about it in case it 'disturbs her aura'.
Aries
A big decision awaits you; jaffa cake or hobnob? It's a comfort that you will have no more pressing issues than these but take your time, it's a huge choice to make. Lucky shoes are Rocky Horror red.
Taurus
Life to you this fortnight is like a walk in the park when you end up with bird droppings on your head. Some say it's lucky. However, you slap such people don't you? Lucky handbag essential: tissues.
Gemini
Life to you this fortnight is like a walk in the park when you end up with bird droppings on your head. Some say it's lucky. However, you slap such people don't you? Lucky handbag essential: tissues.
Cancer
There's a lot going on, but it's ok, you're going to sail through it unaware of anything but yourself. You will be suprised by an episode of Emmerdale - you actually enjoy it. Lucky cap: flat.
Leo
Lucky for you Leo, you are getting away with it all this fortnight. Whatever it is, make sure you do it properly. You will find spending time with a random ragged cat is enjoyable. Lucky item: boots
Virgo
You will have a busy fortnight, but don't forget to make time for the little things, like eating for example. Your mummy will thank me. You will get a strange text mesage. Lucky food: radishes.
Libra
There's a big issue here and you can't see it. Step back a bit. And a bit more. There. See it? You couldn't before because it's bigger than you. Sort it quicky! Your lucky number is three.
Scorpio
Making an effort feels, quite frankly, like too much effort this fortnight. Oh well, you'll be back on the heavy slap and short skirts in a bit. You will have a letter delivered. Lucky item: pyjamas.
Sagittarius
You have much to offer, but for heaven's sake don't offer it all at once, they will feast on your brain and you'll end up like a zombie. Hold back and calm down! Your lucky animal is a dolphin.
Capricorn
How unfair is life? You'll find out this fortnight. You might therefore find it's very fair indeed, so good on you. Enjoy whatever life throws at you, unless it's a large brick. Lucky food: ice.
Aquarius
This is a testing time for all people but especially you. Or at least that's what you think. There will be an attempt to make you go out, which you will resist for no reason. Lucky drink: tea.
Picses
You will be seriously disturbed by blossom on trees already this fortnight. And by rugby players in general. In fact you are at risk of being so shocked you'll faint. Luck says stay in bed.
Mystic Myfanwe
Mystic MyfanweResident Psychic
Mystic Myfanwe is the Waterfront's resident psychic, stunning you with her accurate predictions