Issue 151
Horoscopes: 29th Jan - 11th Feb
Horoscopes: 29th Jan - 11th Feb
29th January 2007
The Magical Mystic Myfanwe is back with her usual predictions of great and not-so-great happenings happening to you! You'll be amazed and confused by her incredible accuracy. She spent the holiday period astral projecting which meant she missed the entire thing on some level. Have a good fortnight!
Aries
This fortnight will inspire you to take up the ukulele. However, that will quickly pass when you discover you have precisely no talent for it. Oh well. This time your lucky hat is the beret. Sexy!
Taurus
The reasons for your behaviour this fortnight (which is disgusting by the way) are inexcusable. Shame on you. You will enjoy it though. Lucky hanky is a clean one. Makes sense huh.
Gemini
Cheer up Gemini, it's pretty windy round here and your face may stay that way. I predict the most amazing amount of productivity this fortnight. If only it'd happened when you had exams.
Cancer
It's funny how many people you really don't get on with in this world. You can rest assured that it's probably something you said or did. Lucky drink this time is white diamond. Classy!
Leo
The ideas behind your career plans are good, just sadly misdirected. You will trip on a log and narrowly miss a broken limb; now that's lucky. Try carrying your lucky pencil, a HB, and avoid trees.
Virgo
This fortnight post exam celebrations will go way too far and you will become familiar with gutters, cheap bars and the sight of your food second time around. It's not pretty, and you know it. Yuk!
Libra
Sometimes you are such a wuss. A spider will accost you in the hallway and you will fight to the death. Let's hope it's not yours. Lucky book this week is the bible (good and heavy!)
Scorpio
You are accused of behaving secretively this fortnight. However this makes no sense as you will be wearing your knickers on your head at the time. That's just beautiful.
Sagittarius
Enjoy the relative calm this fortnight. You will go a mad cleaning spree which will amaze and delight your housemates but they should enjoy it while they can, it won't last.
Capricorn
The best things in life are free eh? Or at least in the sale. This fortnight your idea of frugality will go well out of the window. Oh well, think of it as an investment. Hmm. Lucky colour - prawn.
Aquarius
A mad fortnight awaits you this time. So mad in fact, I knew you'd be standing on your head when you read this so I helpfully printed it upside down. By the way your lucky pants are green.
Picses
You have been warned to sleep with one eye open but I'm not sure why that would be, or how that would be possible. I'd give it a go if you can. Lucky tea this fortnight is yummy peppermint.
Mystic Myfanwe
Mystic MyfanweResident Psychic
Mystic Myfanwe is the Waterfront's resident psychic, stunning you with her accurate predictions