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Flog the Dead Donkey

• Graham Jenkins
• 29 Jan 2007 08:00

This, my first blog... I was on the edge of the Mumbles when the drink began to take hold... The first night in weeks I let myself lose after an exam and leave the stress and fear of failure behind. I needed rest. Refuge. Peace from the terrible storm of papers that continually threaten my room. Some where past the White Rose - food was excellent I assume, from what I saw later possibly a steak… with chips – I ended up on the beach, the tide was out. I think, as my clothes weren't wet this morning at 3pm. Good god! It was fun, not much actual memories but decent fun. Much more decent perhaps that Pres. Bush being lynched by the new democratic senate and congress, or was that some other militarist dictator, they're all the same. Speaking of American politics, who's up for a really great drinking game?
Every time a:
Candidate enters the race = one morning drink
Candidate drops out of the race (they never lose a nomination) = Evening sprits
State changes it's allegiance drink (democrat = cocktail as they don't drink. Republican = stiff bourbon as... you know why!)
When the election is over and we know who going to screw with the world next drink till you pass out, I recommend Tequila, at least that way it won’t hurt when they F*** with us.

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